TV and ME

My fingers are aching from flipping through the channels at top speed and the remote, poor thing, has suffered many injuries from being thrown ruthlessly at all corners of the room. Why?? you may ask. (or not for that matter, but I'd like to believe otherwise! :)). Well, it's coz of the unbelievable nonsense that the television seems to be sprouting nowadays. Really do all these things happen in real life??

1. Do parents dream ONLY about getting their girls married off? Mine must be very weird then, coz they made me finish school and college and now, horror of horrors, want ME to go out and work! (Gasp!!)

2. Do people really marry twice or thrice?? And eventually go back to the first guy/girl?? (Wow, talk about learning from trial and error!!)

3. Do women really scheme so much?? (At do they foam at the mouth when their plan fails??)

4. If some wannabe decides to get married on television, is it really breaking news??

5. Does plastic surgery change one's bone structure too? And ya does it suck fat off the body too?? (If yes, I would like the doctor's number pls!!)

If the answer to any of the above questions is yes, then somebody please remove the brand new 32" lcd tv from in front of me. My parents won't take it too kindly if it's found broken into pieces.
And then They may start dreaming about getting rid off me me married. (Faints)